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MathewsZman Said:
Wife leaves note on fridge : Thaw duck !

Couldn't resist , penned in : Thaw one too !

HMM , wonder what's for supper ?

i dont get it

Im on a mission, Im goin fishin!!

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Indeed.

 Nuke the Whales

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Is it a football thing?...

 Nuke the Whales

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No a Wishbone.

One step at a time...Be careful.

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                                                                                    Way to go granny......

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Friendly neighbor

                                                                                                                         

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WTF???   making a girlfriend in the bio-lab???

                                                                                                                         

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 Baby's First Doctors Visit.... A woman and a baby were in the doctor's
examining room,
after checking the baby's weight, the doctor asked if the baby was
breast-feed or bottle-feed....
The lady replied, Breast-fed..."Well strip down to your waist " the
doctor ordered....
She did and he proceded to pinch her nipples,pressed, kneaded, and
rubbed both breasts for a while....
He then told her to get dressed and said its no wonder why this baby
is underweight..."You don't have any Milk !!....
" I know", she said, "I'm his Grandma"....But I'm Glad I came" !!

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dumps are real people


"Colorless green ideas sleep furiously"
...People who don’t understand sarcasm are awesome !?!
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Funny, disgusting and Not Safe for Work - you've been warned....

Sometimes what is going through your head, should stay in your head!

Only crooked politicians fear armed citizens.

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bckhntr Said:
Funny, disgusting and Not Safe for Work - you've been warned....

Ha ha ha! I need more cowbell!

 

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Harch Said:

I am actually having to wipe my screen off, from blowing snot all over it.

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Geez... set the hook a little harder why don't you?
 

 

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 wtf is that thing? 

 

 "I get what you're saying:  Like a sausage replica featuring a Polander holding a sacred illumination device." 

 

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Wags86 Said:
 wtf is that thing? 

heck if I know... trumpetfish?

 

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Neat

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Cornetfish posssibly
http://www.sciencephoto.com/media/456459/view 

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 wtf is that thing? 
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Sometimes what is going through your head, should stay in your head!

Only crooked politicians fear armed citizens.

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A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library. 

He asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you? 

The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON 'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" 

All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was 
truly embarrassed and moved to another table. 

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy 's table 
and said with a laugh 

"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you 
felt embarrassed, right? 

The guy then responded with a loud voice: $500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . 
THAT 'S TOO MUCH! 

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. 

The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".

Neat

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