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Cheap home security system!

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Hilariously accurate

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Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales commences.
The first says, "I'm the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."
The second chimes in, "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."
The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals of the fire with his wiener.

Don't practice until you get it right, practice until you can't get it wrong.

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In Memorium
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

Don't practice until you get it right, practice until you can't get it wrong.

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Over at the Senior Center before lunch they play a trivia game. 

I've been banned for my answer to the question: "Where do women have the curliest hair?"

I had no idea the answer was Fiji.

Don't practice until you get it right, practice until you can't get it wrong.

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It's Friday!

Don't practice until you get it right, practice until you can't get it wrong.

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Yikes

Don't practice until you get it right, practice until you can't get it wrong.

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Haha

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Hmmmm....

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Keep an eye out.....

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Grab yer ankles fella.....!!!

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Sums it up!


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I think I saw one of those

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yup

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Sometimes I wonder if this is true.


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My kinda fishing!


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This picture is really funny

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Haha nothing about this boat says I'm ready for fishing.

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