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 I once saw him at a bachelor party eat the entire cake before someone told him there was a stripper in it

 

 "I get what you're saying:  Like a sausage replica featuring a Polander holding a sacred illumination device." 

 

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Thus his next b-day card :

I don't drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits; so I am not an alcoholic... I am spiritual
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Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian!" .

 

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...note to self, if lionslayer25 hands you a white bucket with a lid on it , don't open it...


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...People who don’t understand sarcasm are awesome !?!
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yelowjackt Said:

...note to self, if lionslayer25 hands you a white bucket with a lid on it , don't open it...

i made that mistake as well. My garage still smells

 

 "I get what you're saying:  Like a sausage replica featuring a Polander holding a sacred illumination device." 

 

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yelowjackt Said:

...note to self, if lionslayer25 hands you a white bucket with a lid on it , don't open it...

That white bucket has the smell of success and failure all in one. Success as in finding the critter, failure as in prom gone bad.


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He uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.

I dont go around guessing cup sizes either I just know a nice rack when I see one.

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I don't drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits; so I am not an alcoholic... I am spiritual
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the 
Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian!" .

 

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That is the often imitated - never duplicated VooDoo Witch Doctor cum Cheerleader Dance.  Best performed by ladies over 80!

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huntinforfish Said:
 Best comment of the night so far... "The thing that sucks since I'm 57, is that a cougar has to be at least 75 years old." Zman

My new cougar candidate : And she's only 83

 

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one of the newest FBO members did some house cleaning:

Prize package for Largest Pumpkinseed ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Prize package for Largest Perch ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

...Sh*% yeah !!!!


"Colorless green ideas sleep furiously"
...People who don’t understand sarcasm are awesome !?!
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another photo of guywhofishes...

..or is it


"Colorless green ideas sleep furiously"
...People who don’t understand sarcasm are awesome !?!
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Hmmm, so hard to tell!!  Might have to have Royce sniff out the real one!

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another photo of guywhofishes...

..or is it

 

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He and Cassie were definitly in control on security duty at the Chicken Ranch

Even caught him working undercover

I don't drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits; so I am not an alcoholic... I am spiritual
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the 
Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian!" .

 

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Awesome!    Cute photos!

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He and Cassie were definitly in control on security duty at the Chicken Ranch

Even caught him working undercover

 

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Got a pic of the trophy reworked to show off the brindle and past winners but don't know how to attach it to the post....can someone help me out?

"An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it" Jeff Cooper

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Got a pic of the trophy reworked to show off the brindle and past winners but don't know how to attach it to the post....can someone help me out?

hit quote, then click on the little mountain box between the anchor and clip board...then click on the browse button and you can upload it from wherever you have it stored, for convenience I usually save a copy to my desktop then upload it from there ... or you could just email it to me  yelowjackt@msn.com and I'll post it ..


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...People who don’t understand sarcasm are awesome !?!
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the new and improved modified traveling BMJF trophy ....


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...People who don’t understand sarcasm are awesome !?!
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Nice!

I dont go around guessing cup sizes either I just know a nice rack when I see one.

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Now that is bling!

Hunt Hard and NEVER GIVE UP

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 Two thumbs way way up!!!!  

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 HA!!  That's awesome!  Definitely got some "bling".  Royce, I mean Mr. T, is jealous! 

 

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Had to show off some of my tile work too.  Put back splash in the kitchen this weekend and figured this would add to the awesomness just a bit.

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Word has been leaking out that Sandie and Kirk are working up a stage act for Jedi 5 :


Also like Prince , Kirk is changing his name in the entertainment world :


And games of chance thru out the event :

I don't drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits; so I am not an alcoholic... I am spiritual
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the 
Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian!" .

 

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And a live scarecrow for next year's garden at the Chicken Ranch :

I don't drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits; so I am not an alcoholic... I am spiritual
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the 
Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian!" .

 

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Formally homeless North Dakota man "scalped" by Alaska natives in savage wilderness attack !

I don't drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits; so I am not an alcoholic... I am spiritual
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the 
Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian!" .

 

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