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 test ...



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yelowjackt Said:
 test ...


I could hear voices in my head all weekend , namely Ned Beatty and Burt Reynolds

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Stella!!

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This year's winner for most bullhead's was a newbie ...

 

with 32.75 lbs / 56 bullheads in just under 4hrs extremely impressive for his first gathering… congrats to Colonel Angus

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^His prize package ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

and the new traveling Bullhead Jedi Master Trophy ...


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 Guywhofishes' oldest brother?

cant drink all day unless you start in the morning.
Im only one man
GET SOME!!!!!

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33# of bullheads by one guy in under 4 hrs? Wow, you guys aren't only partying you are also performing a service!

I dont go around guessing cup sizes either I just know a nice rack when I see one.

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33# of bullheads by one guy in under 4 hrs? Wow, you guys aren't only partying you are also performing a service!

just to put that 33# number in perspective, wasnt second place like 15 pounds? The colonel crushed brindles

 

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The smallest bullhead winner/loser receiving his Jedi wannabe rod with the credo etched in it: “The holder of this rod is unusually ungifted in the art of fishing. Lacking skills and style they have always come in dead last, fell short, and been made fun of by others. The force is weak with this one and may all take pity on their performance here today. Go home wannabe , nobody wants to fish with you.”

Along with his consolation prize package … include the new N.U.T. cup trophy for Nice U Tried … went to …


KickemUp84


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Got all of that wonderful brindle slime and funk out of the boat last night.  It was worth every minute.  What a great time and a great bunch of people!

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So , ah , Ron , you do know you have to bring along some Lysol and bleach  next year before you pass on the N.U.T Cup , right ?

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beminoid31 Said:
 Guywhofishes' oldest brother?

Hey, he seems pretty cool. Wonder if that goat hunts?

 

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 The winner of the Largest Bullhead, Capt'n Ahab received a coveted challis with his prize package....

to the victor goes the spoils...or in this case  home made schnapps



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 odds and ends ...

Brindle pile 

admiring the 1st annual men-of-FBO calendar 

um...your guess is as good as mine...bullhead eating white bass eating perch ?!?


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 Oh boy

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I was not able to get the video to load that everyone wants to see. So I sent it to Joan to see if she can figure it out. Hopefully we will all get see Ahab get taken out by Lionslayer.

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huntinforfish Said:
 Best comment of the night so far... "The thing that sucks since I'm 57, is that a cougar has to be at least 75 years old." Zman

My new cougar candidate : And she's only 83

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Hahaha is that you hammered in the background?

I dont go around guessing cup sizes either I just know a nice rack when I see one.

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guywhofishes needs a few more moves besides the ol heal-to-toe and finger snap 

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huntinforfish Said:
 Best comment of the night so far... "The thing that sucks since I'm 57, is that a cougar has to be at least 75 years old." Zman

My new cougar candidate : And she's only 83

 "I'll show you where the bear sh**s in the woods!" ~ Dad
(I still have no clue what it means.)

"You're not really even my son." ~ Dad
(I still don't believe him.)

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doublebarrelsaloon Said:
Hahaha is that you hammered in the background?

LMAO

Neat

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I hope I can walk at 83, let alone pull that crap

 

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was talkin bout u in the background dancing w ur buddies 

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I hope I can walk at 83, let alone pull that crap

 "I'll show you where the bear sh**s in the woods!" ~ Dad
(I still have no clue what it means.)

"You're not really even my son." ~ Dad
(I still don't believe him.)

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was talkin bout u in the background dancing w ur buddies 

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I hope I can walk at 83, let alone pull that crap

there was somebody in the background? couldn't take my eyes off granny

FYI: I won several "dance-offs" at Skateland (er whatever it was) in north Bismarck in the disco days (1970s for those of you in western ND)... don't MAKE me whip out my considerable skill at the next drunkfest

 

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this was my "go-to" song when the chips were down.... ba ha ha ha! It was awesome.


 

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which brings up another topic

what are the thoughts of having a Karaoke machine at the next Jedi?

 

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1st Crappie in the four years of BJFM goes to....The man..the myth..the legend…straight from the  from the quinaya trails of Barrow, AK, one of the only individuals that can keep Swanson from talking…. lionslayer25 with his prize package, including reading material for his next adventure on the aleutian islands


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Is he drinking Bud Light Lime?!?!?!? Didnt know ferkin' queers who drink Bud light lime could wrestle so good?!

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jsthntn Said:
was talkin bout u in the background dancing w ur buddies 

guywhofishes Said:
I hope I can walk at 83, let alone pull that crap

there was somebody in the background? couldn't take my eyes off granny

FYI: I won several "dance-offs" at Skateland (er whatever it was) in north Bismarck in the disco days (1970s for those of you in western ND)... don't MAKE me whip out my considerable skill at the next drunkfest

guy back in the day . That was before chrome poles I guess :

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yelowjackt Said:

1st Crappie in the four years of BJFM goes to....The man..the myth..the legend…straight from the  from the quinaya trails of Barrow, AK, one of the only individuals that can keep Swanson from talking…. lionslayer25 with his prize package, including reading material for his next adventure on the aleutian islands

wish someone had a picture of that damn boat he was fishing out of. #sketchy

 

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I almost forgot , Randy , how did that "medicine" I gave you at Jedi perform ?

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lionslayer is so gnarly that instead of starting the motor on his little outboard he just put the dang thing in gear and pulled the rope over and over and over until he got to where he wanted to fish!

it's true - I saw him do it

 

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I almost forgot , Randy , how did that "medicine" I gave you at Jedi perform ?

Carla took it away from me and hid it.

 

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For special occasion's only or afraid ? You know it does say it will increase your sensitivity , maybe she's afraid you'll get to emotional !

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yelowjackt Said:

1st Crappie in the four years of BJFM goes to....The man..the myth..the legend…straight from the  from the quinaya trails of Barrow, AK, one of the only individuals that can keep Swanson from talking…. lionslayer25 with his prize package, including reading material for his next adventure on the aleutian islands

wish someone had a picture of that damn boat he was fishing out of. #sketchy

boat / lean to / living quarters / crappie slaying machine...

huntinforfish Said:
Is he drinking Bud Light Lime?!?!?!? Didnt know ferkin' queers who drink Bud light lime could wrestle so good?!

homeless college guys take what they can get ... besides I'm pretty sure Swanson was handing them out 


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guywhofishes Said:
lionslayer is so gnarly that instead of starting the motor on his little outboard he just put the dang thing in gear and pulled the rope over and over and over until he got to where he wanted to fish!

it's true - I saw him do it

I am certain he was noodling the bullheads he caught ...


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yelowjackt Said:

guywhofishes Said:
lionslayer is so gnarly that instead of starting the motor on his little outboard he just put the dang thing in gear and pulled the rope over and over and over until he got to where he wanted to fish!

it's true - I saw him do it

I am certain he was noodling the bullheads he caught ...

With his teeth.

"Diligence is the mother of good luck."

"The constitution only gives people the right to pursue hapiness.  You have to catch it yourself."

"Well done is better than well said."

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

All by:  Benjamin Franklin.

"The solution to any problem - work, love, money, whatever - is to go fishing, and the bigger the problem, the longer the trip should be."

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 lionslayer25 is a son of a bitch

 

 "I get what you're saying:  Like a sausage replica featuring a Polander holding a sacred illumination device." 

 

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 lionslayer25 is 10 foot tall beast man, who showers in Jameson

 

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Bill Brasky and Chuck Norris had it kid it was  ... lionslayer25, wait would that be gay?


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I would pay to see a rematch where lionslayer has to drink what ahab drank before the match - and ahab drinks what linonslayer drank before the match

I think ahab may have been somewhat more "handicapped" than lionslayer - although I don't have concrete evidence that was the case

all I know is if I was forced to wrastle ahab I'd rather wrastle the jolly medicated evening teddy bear ahab vs. the I just had my morning coffee and I'm feeling fine ahab

I wouldn't ever wrastle lionslayer cuz the smell of seal never really goes away

 

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Things may be getting a little overboard with the talk of who this lionslayer 25 is. If I were to take a swing as to categorize him I would say he is just a skinny bearded guy that fishes from a twelve foot jon boat with a broken motor because he cant afford anything else. Also, he cant catch bullheads to save his life because there are too many dang junk fish (perch, walleye, and crappie) in the lake! As for the wrastlin' match, it was just all fun and games to have a rematch from the previous night. Ahab is a good sport and kicked my butt in Indian leg wrestling and arm wrestling. Lastly, yes I do shower in Jameson. What else would you expect from a bearded irish man?


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 I once saw him at a bachelor party eat the entire cake before someone told him there was a stripper in it

 

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Thus his next b-day card :

I don't drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits; so I am not an alcoholic... I am spiritual
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...note to self, if lionslayer25 hands you a white bucket with a lid on it , don't open it...


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yelowjackt Said:

...note to self, if lionslayer25 hands you a white bucket with a lid on it , don't open it...

i made that mistake as well. My garage still smells

 

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yelowjackt Said:

...note to self, if lionslayer25 hands you a white bucket with a lid on it , don't open it...

That white bucket has the smell of success and failure all in one. Success as in finding the critter, failure as in prom gone bad.


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He uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.

I dont go around guessing cup sizes either I just know a nice rack when I see one.

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I don't drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits; so I am not an alcoholic... I am spiritual
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the 
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That is the often imitated - never duplicated VooDoo Witch Doctor cum Cheerleader Dance.  Best performed by ladies over 80!

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huntinforfish Said:
 Best comment of the night so far... "The thing that sucks since I'm 57, is that a cougar has to be at least 75 years old." Zman

My new cougar candidate : And she's only 83

 

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one of the newest FBO members did some house cleaning:

Prize package for Largest Pumpkinseed ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Prize package for Largest Perch ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

...Sh*% yeah !!!!


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another photo of guywhofishes...

..or is it


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